February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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i hate seeing submitted pictures of girls who think they’re fat on fat-love blogs. i hate that shit more than anything.
most nights, i’m just sitting here, screaming at my laptop like “YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT FAT IS.”
it’s true. so. so. so. true.
my mom just asked me what my favorite song is.
and i didn’t know how to answer it.
i truly. had no fucking clue.
but i just told her it’s between “sunsets& car crashes” or “lullaby”. basically anything old spill canvas.
Me in 70 years: They'll be back. Just you wait and see.
Great grandchild: You've been saying that for a long time. You still believe Fall Out Boy's coming back?
Me: Yes.
Great grandchild: After all this time?
Me: Always.
Watchericstriffler:
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lol da fuq.
trav won’t stop groping my boobs. and he does it for like 1-2 minutes straight.
he’s a little tipsy. maybe this will get me laid hahahaha.
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“a beer does not give you an excuse to slap me in the titty.”
– travis.
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i wonder would it would be like.
to be one of those girls who was petite& cute all your life.
people have always treated me one way, because i’ve always been the chubby…plain& homely mexican girl. ‘cept i was always so plain and homely that people assumed i was native american.
which isn’t a bad thing, but if you come from where i do, you’d know why it’s so offensive.
i would have...
oh my god i just remembered we have ice cream.
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IN LOVE OH MY GOD
lol college guys are so lame.